DEAR AUNTIE ABENA,
Good day. Kindly post this letter on your page for me.
A LETTER TO MY DEAR WIFE
Dear B. O.,
I was and still glad when you took seed exactly a month after our wedding. I was going to become a father and the joy, coupled with the responsibility that comes with it stirred me up as a man.
However, little did I know that this pregnancy was going to bring an end to our sexual adventures. You’ve been pregnant for the past 8 months (32 weeks, 4 days) and I can count off head that we’ve been intimate on 23 times. The following are your reasons for avoiding me:
- I’m too tired = 34 times
- I just got home from town = 8 times
- Is that all you think about? = 9 times
- My head aches = 29 times
- Where is the chocolate and cerelac? = 11 times.
- My stomach aches= I’ve lost count of it
I understand the changes pregnancy comes with but if you don’t allow me to shift your pant and enter Jerusalem, how can the baby look like me? Shifting your pant is good for you too at this stage of your pregnancy as it will go a long way to ensure easy and smooth delivery. Please repent as there’s more time because after birth, I’ll have to wait for some time before I can shift your pant again. Thank you.
Your husband KKS.