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Weird Way of Lasting Longer in Bed

DEAR AUNTIE ABENA,

I’ll be ok if you don’t post this because it’s not perhaps really a problem but it’s something that’s affecting my sex life and hope you’ll help me get some answers. My husband has a weird way of lasting longer in bed.

It started after our honeymoon when I complained about him not lasting long anymore. In less than a minute sometimes he’ll cum as soon as he enters which was affecting me and not making me enjoy sex with him. He’s the type who sleeps after sex so no second round unless he sleeps and wakes up.

Fast forward, he brought bread to the bedroom one day. I don’t like eating in bed but he put it on the pillow and started kissing me. I forgot all about that bread. Auntie he was on me for more than 20 minutes that I came. Next time too bread but I watched this time and saw him fingering the bread oh auntie like pushing his fingers into the bread and doing the same thing he’s doing to me to the bread.

I asked him and he said he used to masturbate with tea bread when he was young because his mum was a baker but when his big sis caught him, he was ashamed and stopped. After I started complaining, he did it again and lasted long so that’s why.

Let’s chat on Hujambo

Auntie Abena, he satisfies me very well the bread. If I buy bread home, he’ll think I’m inviting sex. Any type of bread. I can’t buy bread for tea or anything 😣

I’m scared if I don’t give in he’ll f**k the bread because I threw the bread from the bed and he lasted less than 1 minute. Please help. No insults please. I’m just a wife who wants to cum but not with bread.

It’s weird I know πŸ™„

Written by Abena Magis

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  1. Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha
    Sorry for my laughter but this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. This shit is weird as fuck…

  2. Your husband needs a counselor, and thank goodness he’s even thinking of bread and not of another lady to satisfy you. But remember you too can help him though

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